{"product_id":"other-children-greeting-card","title":"Sorry About Your Other Children Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card is the ultimate mic-drop moment for the family favorite, and it delivers the joke with delicious confidence. Sized at 4.25\" x 5.5\", it’s the perfect little zinger to tuck into a gift, slide across the table at a family gathering, or mail just to remind them who the \u003cem\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e star is. The front nails it with the bold, perfectly petty line: \u003cstrong\u003e“Sorry about your other children. At least you have me.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s cheeky, dramatic, and guaranteed to get a laugh—especially from the parent who secretly agrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe inside is left blank so you can choose your own level of sass. Write something sweet, double down on the joke, or include a list of your finest accomplishments—they’ll love it either way. Packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a crisp white envelope, this card arrives ready to gift, grin, and stir just the right amount of family chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Allison’s Addicts Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069830447339,"sku":"CHC94","price":8.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/8898\/0459\/files\/d99cb6ccd819572d37f67f301260c98615e76ab24d2d3a511f146b7ec8aba2a4.jpg?v=1763403718","url":"https:\/\/www.allisonsaddicts.com\/en-ca\/products\/other-children-greeting-card","provider":"Allison’s Addicts Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}