{"product_id":"handrail-greeting-card","title":"Handrail Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card is the perfect birthday roast wrapped in a sweet, compact package. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", it’s the ideal size for slipping into a gift bag, attaching to a bottle of bubbly, or handing over with your best “sorry, but also not sorry” grin. The front delivers the laugh-out-loud punchline: \u003cstrong\u003e“One year closer to needing a handrail in the shower.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Equal parts savage and celebratory, it’s a guaranteed hit for anyone who appreciates humor with a little extra sting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside, the card is blank so you can personalize it—go heartfelt, go hilarious, or go full chaos with a doodle of future-you installing safety bars. Each card arrives packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a crisp white envelope, keeping it clean, polished, and ready to deliver the kind of birthday laugh they’ll still be talking about next year… preferably while holding onto something sturdy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crooked Halo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069830512875,"sku":"CHC119","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/8898\/0459\/files\/7de41d0eb1c5fe2e4446923315badcbfd67ff2ef3ae8fc3f5bed0a152df76bfc.jpg?v=1763403720","url":"https:\/\/www.allisonsaddicts.com\/products\/handrail-greeting-card","provider":"Allison’s Addicts Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}