{"product_id":"thats-not-what-i-said-vinyl-sticker","title":"Not What I Said Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement with our \u003cstrong\u003e“OMG You Guys, That’s Not What I Said” Jesus Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e—a playful blend of humor, perspective, and personality that’s guaranteed to spark conversation. Crafted from \u003cstrong\u003epremium waterproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e and finished with a \u003cstrong\u003eprotective laminated layer\u003c\/strong\u003e, this high-quality 3\" sticker is designed for long-lasting durability while keeping the artwork crisp, vibrant, and eye-catching. It’s the perfect mix of lighthearted faith-inspired humor and modern wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sticker features a \u003cstrong\u003ehand-sliced backing\u003c\/strong\u003e for smooth, effortless peel-and-stick application, ensuring bubble-free placement every time. It adheres securely to a wide variety of surfaces including \u003cstrong\u003ewater bottles, laptops, phone cases, planners, notebooks, tumblers, binders, coolers, and car windows\u003c\/strong\u003e. Waterproof and resistant to everyday wear, this sticker is ideal for both indoor and outdoor use—ready to go wherever life (and your sense of humor) takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sticker is \u003cstrong\u003ecarefully packaged in a sealed cellophane bag with a decorative header card\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it perfectly gift-ready the moment it arrives. It’s a fantastic choice for stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, Easter baskets, white-elephant exchanges, or just a fun surprise for a friend who appreciates clever, faith-forward humor with a modern twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe phrase “OMG you guys, that’s not what I said” adds a witty, relatable spin that resonates with anyone who’s ever felt misunderstood. It’s humorous without being harsh, playful without being preachy—just the right balance of sass and sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 3\" on the longest side\u003cbr\u003e• Material: Waterproof vinyl with protective lamination\u003cbr\u003e• Application: Easy peel-and-stick design with hand-sliced backing\u003cbr\u003e• Packaging: Sealed cellophane bag with header card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re personalizing your everyday essentials or gifting someone who loves clever, expressive accessories, this \u003cstrong\u003efunny Jesus sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers humor, quality, and personality in one small but mighty statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Allison’s Addicts Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47168767197419,"sku":"387","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/8898\/0459\/files\/d9534915a7830a55e5ad6452cd4802345e6eae2e09b028c16e24bedfd7d3db83.png?v=1765215007","url":"https:\/\/www.allisonsaddicts.com\/products\/thats-not-what-i-said-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Allison’s Addicts Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}