Fight A Bear For You Greeting Card

Hilarious "Care Bear Love" Greeting Card – The Ultimate Declaration of Devotion

Show your love with a side of sass and a whole lot of laughs! The front of this cheeky card reads: "I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear, or a black bear, or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care Bear. I’d fight one of those sonsabitches for you." Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with a dash of irreverence.

Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", this greeting card is the perfect size to express your love in your own words. The blank inside gives you the creative freedom to craft a personal, heartfelt, or equally hilarious message for any occasion.

Each card is packaged in a resealable cellophane bag to keep it pristine and comes with a matching white envelope for easy gifting. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, an anniversary, or simply reminding someone how much they mean to you, this card is a standout choice.

Ideal for partners, friends, or anyone who loves a good laugh, this card brings a playful twist to traditional expressions of love. Grab yours now and let the hilarity—and the love—shine through!