I Never Said That Vinyl Sticker

Equal parts witty and irreverent, this premium 3-inch vinyl sticker delivers a perfectly timed dose of humor with a visual that says it all. Featuring an expressive illustration of Jesus with his hand pressed to his forehead and the caption “I never said that,” this sticker is a playful nod to sarcasm, misunderstood quotes, and those moments when commentary goes a little off-script. It’s clever, eye-catching, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe a conversation or two).

Made from top-grade waterproof vinyl and finished with a protective laminate, this sticker is designed to last. It stands up beautifully to daily use, moisture, and handling—making it a great choice for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, phone cases, and more. The colors stay vibrant, the edges stay crisp, and the message stays loud and clear.

Measuring 3 inches on the longest side, it’s the perfect size for adding personality without overpowering your space. Each sticker includes a hand-sliced backing, allowing for a smooth, frustration-free peel-and-stick application that goes on cleanly and stays put.

These stickers also make fantastic gifts for friends with a sharp sense of humor, coworkers who appreciate a good visual joke, or anyone who loves playful, thought-provoking accessories. Every sticker is carefully packaged in a sealed cellophane bag with a header card, making it completely gift-ready straight from the boutique.

Whether you’re customizing your everyday essentials or gifting a little humor with attitude, this sticker is a standout. Fun, durable, and just the right amount of cheeky, it’s proof that sometimes the best statements come in sticker form.