Oceans Destroy Cities Greeting Card

"Don't Be a Puddle!" Greeting Card – Motivation with a Splash of Tough Love

When life gets tough, sometimes a little blunt encouragement is exactly what’s needed. This bold and unapologetically honest card delivers the message loud and clear: "Life is going to get hard sometimes. So get the fuck up and get your shit together. You're either an ocean or a puddle. Don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities."

Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", this greeting card is the perfect size for sending a motivational boost to a friend, loved one, or anyone who needs to hear some no-nonsense inspiration. The blank inside allows you to add your own personal words of wisdom or encouragement to accompany the already empowering message on the front.

Each card comes neatly packaged in a resealable cellophane bag to keep it in pristine condition until it's ready to be shared. It also includes a matching white envelope, so it’s all set to deliver a wave of inspiration.

Whether it’s for a friend facing challenges, a loved one navigating a tough time, or just someone who needs a reminder of their strength, this card is a powerful pick-me-up.

Send a tidal wave of motivation—order yours today!