Turn the Stereo Down Greeting Card

This card is a whole truth bomb wrapped in a laugh, and it’s perfect for the friend who’s suddenly realizing they’ve crossed into “mature-ish adult” territory. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it’s the ideal size for gifting, tucking into a birthday bag, or handing over during a moment of shared “we’re not 22 anymore” panic. The front says it exactly how it feels: “One minute you’re young and fun and the next you’re turning down the stereo to see better.” It’s painfully accurate, wildly funny, and guaranteed to get that knowing, slightly offended laugh.

The inside is blank, giving you full freedom to add your own message—whether that’s a sentimental note, a snarky dig, or a list of other ridiculous things you both do now (like making that old-person groan when you stand up). Each card is packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a crisp white envelope, making it polished, gift-ready, and absolutely perfect for anyone embracing their new “turn it down, I can’t see” era.