Always be Kind Greeting Card

This card is for the beautifully unbothered soul who believes in kindness… with just a little edge. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it’s the perfect size for slipping into a gift, handing to a coworker who gets your humor, or mailing to that friend who already knows exactly where this is going. The front reads: “No matter what you are going through, always try to help people. Instead of saying ‘fuck off,’ ask, ‘how can I help you fuck off?’ Always be kind.” It’s witty, a tad savage, and absolutely perfect for anyone who practices compassionate chaos.

The inside is left blank, giving you plenty of room to add your own message—whether that’s something heartfelt, something snarky, or simply a doodle of someone gently escorting nonsense out the door. Each card comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a crisp white envelope, making it gift-ready and perfectly polished for any occasion that calls for humor with a wink.