Be A Shark Greeting Card

This card is the pep talk your no-nonsense friend deserves—served with teeth. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it’s perfectly compact but packs a wildly motivational punch. The front fires off the message loud and clear: “Do sharks complain about Mondays? No. They’re up early biting shit, chasing stuff, being scary, reminding everyone that they are a fucking shark. Be a fucking shark.” Equal parts hilarious and ferocious, it’s the ultimate hype card for anyone who needs a reminder of their inner apex predator. The inside is intentionally blank so you can add your own rally cry, inside joke, or a gentle note like “go get ’em, killer.” Packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a clean white envelope, it’s ready to gift, inspire, and possibly terrify—in the best way.