Dog Years Dead Greeting Card

Funny and Bold Greeting Card – "In Dog Years You Would Be Dead"

Make someone laugh out loud with this hilariously bold greeting card, perfect for birthdays, milestones, or just giving a friend a good chuckle. The minimalist white card with black lettering reads: "In dog years you would be dead." It's a cheeky reminder that age is just a number—unless you're calculating in dog years, of course!

The card is designed with humor lovers in mind, measuring 4.25" x 5.5"—the ideal size to share your witty sentiment. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space to craft your personal message, whether heartfelt, funny, or a bit of both.

Each card comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag for protection and is paired with a white envelope, making it ready to give as a thoughtful and amusing surprise. Perfect for all occasions, this card adds a little extra flair to your gift or stand-alone message.

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, poking fun at aging, or just want to bring a smile to someone's face, this card is a clever and unique way to express yourself. Stock up now for your next special occasion or keep it on hand for that friend with a great sense of humor!