Sorry About Your Other Children Greeting Card

This card is the ultimate mic-drop moment for the family favorite, and it delivers the joke with delicious confidence. Sized at 4.25" x 5.5", it’s the perfect little zinger to tuck into a gift, slide across the table at a family gathering, or mail just to remind them who the real star is. The front nails it with the bold, perfectly petty line: “Sorry about your other children. At least you have me.” It’s cheeky, dramatic, and guaranteed to get a laugh—especially from the parent who secretly agrees.

The inside is left blank so you can choose your own level of sass. Write something sweet, double down on the joke, or include a list of your finest accomplishments—they’ll love it either way. Packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a crisp white envelope, this card arrives ready to gift, grin, and stir just the right amount of family chaos.