Carry All Pouch- Spew Profanities

I Do Not Spew Profanities Pouch – For those who believe that cussing should be done with class and a bit of flair, this pouch is perfect for you! It boldly states, "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a f*cking lady."* Whether you're a lover of sass, humor, or just enjoy a well-placed expletive, this pouch delivers it all in style.

Features:

• Dimensions: Measuring 8.5” along the top zipper, 7” along the bottom, and 5.3” in height, it offers ample space for all your essentials without compromising on size or style.
• Bold & Fun Design: Featuring the cheeky quote and a sassy vibe, this pouch is perfect for those who like to add humor to every day. Whether you're running errands, heading out for drinks, or just feeling extra bold, this is the pouch that lets your personality shine.
• Durable, Water-Resistant Fabric: Crafted from durable, water-resistant fabric, this pouch is ready for anything – from keeping your makeup safe to stashing your essentials while you're on the go.

Versatile Uses:

• On-the-Go Statement Piece: Whether you’re using it as a fun makeup bag or a clutch for your night out, this pouch adds a humorous edge to your look.
• Gift for a Bold Friend: Know someone who loves to speak their mind and doesn’t shy away from a well-timed swear? This pouch is the perfect gift to show off their boldness and humor.
• Organization Made Fun: Keep your pens, charging cords, makeup, or personal items neatly organized while embracing your inner sass.

For the woman who knows how to speak her mind and do it with style, the “I Do Not Spew Profanities” pouch is a must-have! Add a little humor to your day with this cheeky, bold pouch that lets everyone know you’re no ordinary lady.