Throat Punch Kinda Day Sticker

Take your sass to maximum level with our “It’s a Throat Punch Kinda Day” Sticker, the perfect edgy little accessory for those moments when you’re smiling… but also dangerously close to snapping. Crafted from premium waterproof vinyl and finished with a durable laminated coating, this bold 3" sticker delivers long-lasting attitude that holds up through even the most chaotic days. Whether you’re channeling humor, frustration, or both, this sticker says exactly what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to.

Featuring a hand-sliced backing for easy, bubble-free application, this sticker peels effortlessly and sticks securely to anything that needs a little extra personality. Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, phone cases, planners, tumblers, work carts, toolboxes, mirrors, or even your “don’t talk to me yet” coffee mug, it holds strong indoors or outdoors thanks to its waterproof, resilient design.

Packaged with care in a sealed cellophane bag complete with a decorative header card, it arrives fully gift-ready. It’s a hilarious and affordable surprise for coworkers, friends, teachers with a sense of humor, nurses, retail warriors, or anyone who’s ever needed just a moment before dealing with the world.

The punchy phrase “It’s a throat punch kinda day” brings instant comedic relief—perfect for those days when patience is low, caffeine is gone, and someone is this close to testing your limits. It’s playful, exaggerated, and full of attitude in all the best ways.

Product Details:
• Size: 3" on the longest side
• Material: Waterproof vinyl with protective lamination
• Application: Easy peel-and-stick design with hand-sliced backing
• Packaging: Sealed cellophane bag with header card

Whether you’re adding humor to your own gear or gifting someone with a shared love of sarcastic survival, this funny attitude sticker delivers laughs, honesty, and a whole vibe—no actual throat punching required.